That's right... while the chopper-loving blogopshere and interwebs are blowing up with all sorts of Blog Postin', Facebookin', Tweetin', and Instagrammin' excitement surrounding Born-Free 5 this weekend, you'll get none of that here and you can rest assured that Gophers and Cheese will remain Born-Free-free for the remainder of the summer. Why? Am I too cool? Did I have a bad Born-Free experience? Is Born-Free past its peak? Has it gotten too big and lost it's soul? Have the organizers sold out? Am I just the first to notice? Hell no. I'd LOVE to attend, but it's two-fuckin-thousand miles away. That's why - plain and simple. Maybe one day...