Why why why the hell do I take my bikes to dealers for service??? I've done virtually all the mods on my bikes myself and have done a lot of oil and transmission fluid changes but for some reason there are still some things I haven't learned to do myself that keep me going in for insanely expensive service. I'm embarrassed to post how much I just paid for the 20K maintenance on my Road King. It makes me want to puke.
All I can think of is the Humancentipad episode of South Park where I'm Cartman and the service department at my local Harley dealership is Cartman's mom. The last line of the clip below is the best (explicit content - you've been warned).
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